Thursday, May 03, 2007

Smile Return Rate (SRR)

Today I discovered something spectacular. I have an incredibly high smile return rate. This means that when I'm walking down the street and I make eye contact with people, most of them smile at me. Some even grin. We're talking a .9872 average here. I got really excited about this. I thought about trying to ebay this special power to the gamers, but rejected the notion because 1) you always lose when converting wonder into capital gain, 2) I'd have to release personal info to gamers and 3) I'd rather keep it for myself. Besides, the odds were good today: it was sunny. Perhaps it was a fluke? I need more data.