Sisterly Duty

Ever vigilant, I checked my sister's post. Just as I suspected, she last confirmed her continued earthly presence over a month ago. For those who fear for her life, or are wildly spreading rumors about secret government missions, or some other reason that would cause her to disappear so completely, allow me to assure you that she is indeed still alive. You're on your own for the government agency stuff, though. Last time I went that route it took three ninjas, a secret identity and several months abroad to shake the consequences.